“Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.”

“Everyone winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.”

“If I ever have to cast an acting role, I want the wrong person for the part. I can never visualize the right person in a part. The right person for the right part would be too much. Besides, no person is every completely right for any part, because part in a role is never real, so if you can't get someone who's perfectly right, it's more satisfying to get someone who's perfectly wrong. Then you know you've really got something.”

“I think everybody should be nice to everybody.”

“Everybody must have a fantasy.”

“In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.”

“I like to be the right thing in the wrong place and the wrong thing in the right place. Being the right thing in the wrong place and the wrong thing in the right place is worth it because something interesting always happens.”