“3. When he smiles at you, sometimes you feel like crying.”

“Rule #3 - It's okay to believe yourself better than the rest of the planet, so long as you keep it to yourself.”

“5. You feel he has a lot of admirable qualities.”

“When he's happy, it makes you happy too.”

“Kaoru." "Hikaru? How long have you been there? "Kaoru, how do you feel about Haruhi?" "She's a funny little tanuki." "You don't have to lie to me. Sorry that I didn't realize it until now. I know you've been worrying about me, but you don't have to lie anymore. You like Haruhi too, don't you?" "What are you talking about, Hikaru? I don't--" "Then how about this? You know we talked about adopting Haruhi. That's the best solution. That way the three of us will always be together." "Are you completely stupid, Hikaru? Adopting Haruhi was just a joke. We're not playing house. It'd never happen. I'm so fed up with your childishness!!" "Kaoru..." "Besides, would you be happy being a threesome forever? You really want to share Haruhi with me? That's not what I want!" "Kaoru...?" "I won't share her with you or milord! Especially... ... If your willing to just give her up like that! I'll never step aside for you if that's the case!”

“1. Your heart starts hurting when you think about him.”

“I want you to make up and go halfzies on this cake, K? But... I want a piece too, so I guess we'll have to go thirdzies... Awwwwwwww, we're not going to be able to the strawberry on top though. What should we do? Maybe I should just take it after all strawberries are my favorite... oh! I forgot to ask Hiku-chan, Kau-chan, do you like strawberries?" -Hunny”