“I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish.”

“I have come to accept myself for what I am: human. I am not perfect. I am not immune to fate, but I am not automatically doomed for being alive. I feel temptations every second of every day and I am not controlled by them. I do what I want anyway, so who is to say I want anything else? When I want, I let these peculiarities run across me like dogs to their masters. When I do not, I keep them at bay with my will and my testimony. I do not cut myself off from what makes me feel; I just refuse to feel anything that cuts me off from what matters most. It is called will power. With a little practice, you can accomplish great things.”

“Watch who you fuck with. You are not always in your territory, even if you think you are.”

“You have to live in these moments, not for them. If you look too hard, they blow right by you. If you do not live enough, you will regret every breath.”

“You cannot kill what you did NOT create”

“Life owes you nothing. You owe yourself everything.”

“The best friends you will ever have are the ones who don't make you feel like you owe them a damn thing.”