“Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken.Infallibility is a sin in any man.All laws can be broken and are.Often.”

“Allowances can always be made for your friends to disagree with you. Disagreement, vehement disagreement, is healthy. Debate is impossible without it. Evil does not question itself, only hope questions itself. Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often. Like when a bumblebee flies or an ancient regime is toppled.”

“The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.”

“There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.”

“I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.”

“It never occurred to them that God may have provided the world with a vast array of very brainy medical types for the very reason of solving problems such as theirs. However, there is one thing that the medical profession cannot do and that is save people from being idiots.”

“From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?”