“Haters are my motivators”

“I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.”

“My life is perfect even when it's not.”

“My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.”

“I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?”

“One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.”

“Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:Yes.Yes.No.One time in high school.Three times in my twenties.Rocks no salt.Yes.Four.Never. And how dare you!I will take no further questions.”