“The worst thing about jealousy is how low it makes you reach.”

“Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.”

“Rendall's first law of jealousy: jealousy does the cock harder and pussy wetter.”

“The words carry their own momentum. A confession in motion tends to stay in motion. Newton's first law of jealousy.”

“Women are their own worst enemies. And guilt is the main weapon of self-torture…Show me a woman who doesn’t feel guilty and I’ll show you a man.”

“Denounce useless guilt. Don’t make a cult of suffering. Live in the now(or at least the soon). Always do the things you fear most. Courage is an acquired taste like caviar. Trust all joy. If the evil eye fixes you in its gaze, look elsewhere. Get ready to be 87.”

“The trick is not how much pain you feel--but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.”