“Did he really not remember where it was, or is there some primitivepart of a man’s brain that starts to shut down whenever a woman comes into their lives?”

“I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but, yet, were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.”

“Dreams really do come true if you point yourself in their direction”

“I promise to make this quick as my wife just informed me several minutes ago that she’s been in labor for the last five hours, and I really don’t want her to give birth to our first child down there in the front row.”... “Tell him to hang on, honey, I’ll be done in a minute.”

“You don't really know how much you miss someone until it's gone.”

“Dreams only come true if youpoint yourself in their direction”

“I didn’t need anyone to take care of me, but I did want someone to love me enough to try.”