“Alas, poor yorlik, I once knew him backwards.”

“If nothing goes right, go left!”

“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.”

“A couple of years ago, I ran into someone at a trade show who was representing the NSA (National Security Agency). He mentioned to someone else in passing that he'd written a filter program in Perl, so without telling him who I was, I asked him if I could tell people that the NSA uses Perl. His response was, "Doesn't everyone?" So now I don't tell people the NSA uses Perl. I merely tell people the NSA thinks everyone uses Perl. They should know, after all.”

“LIFE is the biggest bargain you can get.You get it for FREE! Yiddish saying”

“The creatures that inhabit this earth--be they human beings or animals--are here to contribute, each in its own particular way, to the beauty and prosperity of the world.”

“Some People Are Wise, And Some Are Otherwise.”