A. Whitney Brown
Alan Whitney Brown is a comedian best known for work on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s, where he frequently appeared on the "Weekend Update" segment with Dennis Miller. Brown was also a founding writer on The Daily Show.
“I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.”
A. Whitney Brown
“I never joined, but I used to go to church now and then. I liked it, because they always passed out plates of money at the end.”
A. Whitney Brown
“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
A. Whitney Brown