Alexander Fontana

“He is about as well-put-together and focused as a zombie at a tractor pull.”

“He is hotter than a zombie cooked in a dippsy dumpster with kerosene.”

“Any belief worth believing in, should be willing to be tested.”

“According to 2008/09 census there were 61,080,000 dogs in the United States. Many homeless or mistreated. There are more pet dogs than babies in the world.”

“If it burns, blows up or acts like alien blood then call me.”