Alexander Woollcott

“You haven't lived until you died in New York.”

“Nothing risque, nothing gained.”

“Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn’t spend half our time wishing.”

“Number 7 opened last night. It was misnamed by five. ”

“There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.”

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening”