Alphya Cing

I lived. I died. I wasn't impressed so I came back. I am still not impressed.

You kids with your Smartphones, iPads, and fire. Life before fire was much more interesting. Yes, I'm old. I remember when the Great Pyramid was just the Mediocre Trapezoid. Methuselah used to call me 'the old broad'.

What can I tell you? I don't drive and I don't eat bacon.

What'd you expect? "After growing up in a log cabin in the foothills of the Bushwhack Mountains, where she spent her days whittling new teeth for her grandfather, young Alphya made her way to the big city." Well, forget it. I'm too boring to mention. Just read my books. Thanks.