Amos T. Fairchild

“So I just waltz up to your witch-god and ask to go home,' Jorden said with little regard as to whether the statement was offensive or not. The kaedith nodded again. 'That's about the size of it,' she said, and lit up another cigar.”

“You do realize that Nowhere is a pretty stupid name for a city.”

“Whenever you are sick, it's nice to know there are dogs who are willing to spend as long as it takes to lick you better.”