Andy Ostrom

“Ticketmaster saying that their fee is a "convenience" is like a rapist calling his raping a "favor”

“Unless you're under 12 or into role playing, you shouldn't be wearing Mickey Mouse ears #AHOLE”

“No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE”

“Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE”