Angello Wellson-Noble

Angello Wellson-Noble is an underground researcher and rogue Intelligent Design scientist turned conspiracy evangelist and author of the Internationally-Selling "Dawn of the Lizards, a Poetry in Haiku." He has made it his personal mission to educate the world’s population on the impending Lizard Apocalypse.

Mr. Wellson-Noble enjoys the outdoor sports of survivalism, hunting, and [redacted]. He enjoys the indoor sports of pipe collecting, Scrabble™, and uncovering the secrets of worldwide conspiracies.

Mr. Wellson-Noble resides in sunny [Redacted], [Redacted], Earth. He is survived by his wife, thirteen children, and loyal dog from a previous marriage, Maxwell Bartholomew Archibald Fernando-Noble III.

For reasons of planetary security, it is not possible to contact Mr. Wellson-Noble. If you are ready to join the fight, he will find you.

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