“Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.”
“she was one cocktail away from proving his mother right”
“I can't be good ALL the time.”
“She like imaginary men best of all.”
“The nuns were still just one step behind her.”
“She HATED to think about her sins.”
“It was a shame about him...really...”
“She was blissfully unaware of her peril.”
“FINALLY she had convinced him that she would still respect him in the morning.”
“Lets ignore our mothers' well-meant advice.”
“Had she punished him enough? How could she be sure?”
“It would, of course, have to look like an accident.”
“...and then she realized: they WERE all alike!”
“She wasn't sure she WANTED to live happily ever after.”
“One just had to admire his deluded self-confidence.”
“She would show HIM naughty...”
“...and then I ripped his lungs out.”
“He was so cute when he was wrong...”
“We have nothing to fear but our mothers.”
“Don't worry...it happens to lots of guys.”
“She refused to let common sense cloud her judgment.”
“She was determined to buy whatever he was selling.”
“She had not yet decided whether to use her power for good...or for evil.”
“She was eager to stoop to his level.”
“She threw herself eagerly into the paths of unsuitable men.”
“I feel a sin coming on.”