Ashok Banker

“Truth lives in the spaces between words. It defies translation.”

“With great power comes great reprehensibility.”

“Carpe Diem Ballus. Translation: Seize the Day by the Balls. Before it seizes your's. (Applies to women too.)”

“Chocolate is a vegetable. Honest.”

“Patriotism. I'm uncomfortable with any word that starts with a pat, ends in an ism and has a riot in the middle.”

“Advertising, Marketing, PR can get more people to buy your book. Only great writing can get more people to love it.”

“You should always judge a book by its lovers.”

“Our children are our sequels. Our parents are our prequels. All living beings are our equals.”