Bill Bailey

“I got ham but I'm not a Hamster”

“A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually think there's a yawning gulf. You see some poor bugger scuffling up the road with balloons tied to his ears, he's not going home to invent a rocket, is he?”

“I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!”