Burl Barer

“It all comes out in the wash. It's just the spin cycle that makes you crazy”

“You can buy a Talking Barbie anywhere, but you can't even special order Listening Ken.”

“Phil didn't know he was dead until he read it in the paper. All things considered, he took it rather well.”

“Well, if you don’t like the idea of one world, how many worlds do you want, and how would you like them divided? By race? By religion? By income? Unless you have a spare planet in your pocket, one world is all we have.”