Carl Spackler

“Sandy: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course.Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The little brown, furry rodents.Carl Spackler: We can do that. We don't even need a reason.”