Cecil Roy Mackaway

“Just Fat and CuddlyThere’s Aunty, just out of bed, looking a little glum and gloomy,but I tell you mate, she’s put on weight as her frocks ain’t nice and roomy.I’ll send her west where there ain’t no pests, where frogs all croak for water,and I tell you mate she’ll loose the weight and once again she’ll be a corker.I’m now heading back to my mountain shack, this only if I get the time,for things won’t go well, she’ll give me hell, when she reads this little rhyme.”