“Give up Robert." He opened his eyes. "Quit now and we'll go easy on you." -Price Sisters”
“He scanned the page looking for an entry that read, "Help! I'm Almost Thirteen Years Old and I Still Have the Muscles of a Third-Grader!" but apparently Robert's condition was so freakish and rare, the authors of the book didn't even bother to include it.”
“If there's one thing Robert had learned in three weeks at Lovecraft Middle School, it's that nothing was impossible.”