Charlie Sheen

“Can't is the cancer of happening.”

“I blinked and cured my brain.”

“Win everywhere”

“Winning”

“You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!”

“I GOT TIGAR BLOOD”

“Duh, Winning!!!!(hhahaha)”

“I have Tiger Blood running through my vains.”

“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy!”

“You have the right to kill me, but you do not have the right to judge me. Boom. That’s the whole movie. That’s life.”

“I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”

“The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.”

“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”

“It ain't a party til something gets broken.”

“Can't is the cancer of happen”

“You can't process me with a normal brain.”

“I’m so tired of pretending like my life isn’t perfect and bitchin’ and just winning every second, I’m not perfect, and bitching and just delivering the goods at every fucking turn. Because look what I’m dealing with, man — I’m dealing with fools and trolls. I’m dealing with soft targets.”