Chrissy Olinger

Chrissy Olinger is a writer who lives in New England. In 1967 she was lost on a family picnic. Always resourceful, she made her way to a den, where she was reared in the wild by black footed ferrets. Her mustelid name, Chklgglrgchkchk, roughly translates as "large one who squashes our young."

Discovered by park rangers in the mid-80s, Chrissy was reintegrated into society through television and reading. This is why she is weird. It is also why she can quote massive passages from sitcom dialogue and knows all the words to The Banana Splits theme song.

She also works as a language, literary, and verbal forensics specialist and writes books to stay out of trouble. Whether this is successful is open for debate.

Learn more (and join the debate) on her website, where there is a blog, links to twitter and facebook pages, and lots of other ways to interact.

http://www.chrissyolinger.com