Christopher Buehlman

“But when I make a good [taxidermy] mount I feel like I beat God in a small way. As though the Almighty said, Let such critter be dead, and I said, 'Fuck You, he can still play the banjo.”

“That was a mean thought, and not funny at all. I let it turn to sand and blow out of my head.”

“One of the hardest and truest things a grown-up learns is that sometimes it's not okay.”