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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."


“when the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for me”
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“Violence is my last option.”
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“Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.”
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