Cyma Rizwaan Khan

“Fiction is hardly ever fiction.”

“Go save the princess right now. You can save the world later.”

“I want you to do your vampire slayer thing and get the girl from the bad guys.”

“Rodney is fifty four and he has some mental disease where they become all paranoid. Granted he spent his life as a vampire slayer which calls for a bit of paranoia but Rodney does sometimes overdo the whole thing.”

“Hovering over at the Self Help section, there she was – legs long and lean in a lovely sundress, holding a copy of EAT, PRAY, LOVE in one hand and awkwardly browsing through something titled “KNOW YOUR CHAKRAS”.”

“Say what you will about ‘decency’ but I happen to be a fan of skimpy tube tops and really short skirts.”

“I rather like the fact that women are so into vampires though. I suppose if it wasn’t for Sparkly the neighborhood vampire that would not have been possible.”

“It is when you see sparkling vampires on television, that you realize just how much the world has changed.”

“Humans, because they learn more about their predator and vampires because they wouldn’t have to go into lengthy speeches about their kind when they are doing their predator bit.”

“If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you’ve had junkie blood.”

“Are you going to drink my blood?” he wanted to know. I think I had expected him to be a little more afraid of me and his casual tone was a tad bit frustrating to my ego. “Well, I was planning on it, yes.”

“You don’t know what year it is?” “Kind of a dull question to ask someone if I did, isn’t it?”

“Turning into a vampire is like signing a supernatural contract and like any contract, there are clauses.And there is the fine print.”

“Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.”

“When you name your child after a grotesque gigantic creature known for slaughtering hundreds of innocents for the sole purpose of entertainment (okay so they were illegal immigrants who entered his realm) you must have a slight idea how that would turn out.”