Dame Edna Everage

“Hello possums!”

“You mustn't judge Australia by the Australians.”

“There is, perhaps, no more dangerous man in the world than the man with the sensibilities of an artist but without creative talent. With luck such men make wonderful theatrical impresarios and interior decorators, or else they become mass murderers or critics.”

“My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.”

“Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.”