Dan Quayle

“Someday I intend to read all those books I've written.”

“Bobby Knight told me this: 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words a good offense wins.”

“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

“It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago”

“Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.”

“The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.”

“What a waste it is to lose one's mind.Or not to have a mind. How true that is.”

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”

“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.”

“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”