Dave Courtney

“The sign of a good society is one that protect its weakest. The strong can always look after themselves.”

“[Like they say,] small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.”

“The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you (unless you're at a funeral), cry and you cry alone.”

“Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself.”

“Don't let your mouth write cheques that your talent can't cash.”