Dean Hale

“At some point, our lips met and it was perhaps the most wonderful thing I'd ever experienced. And truly, I guess there wasn't just one kiss, but several. A polite frenzy. A mass migration of delicate wildebeest kisses. I remember them as one transcendent event, though.”

“It’s a tricky business, nurturing that aura of unapproachability.”

“One can only tolerate the absolute idiocy of Man for so long before bringing out the bat.”