Dean MacAllister

“I would never travel vicariously. Why let someone else have all the fun?”

“I once tried to embrace my inner child, but it got me arrested for grooming.”

“Home is where your feet is.”

“Of all the advice I can give someone...this is the most important: Never mess with a coconut salesman. A sharp machete is always at hand.”

“Until recently I always thought that 'Cat Boarding' was the way America tortured their felines.”