Dida Mohamed

“Years after being in government, we are still fighting jiggers and washing hands”

“Somebody with a PhD in electricity will spend the night in the dark but a class 8 drop-out will fix it”

“It’s true, when Kanu ate, we got the crumbs…these people even lick the plates!”

“I just expanded my class from 40 to a class of 40 million”

“Four out of five have left the party, and you say you practice social democracy?”

“If your football team fails to score, you can’t just change their kit and expect to play again”

“Don’t eat too much githeri, leave room for water”

“20 years ago teachers were very important but today every child has a lawyer, we are unable to fulfill our disciplinary obligations”

“We don’t dwell on the weaknesses of each one of us…I am not asking you to vote for me, vote for the best.”

“Some of these leaders are devil worshipers”