Doug Stanhope

“Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.”

“If you start to smell some of the shit, you start smelling all of the shit”

“f you're gonna have a pro-drug argument, start the argument where it starts: I have the right to do what ever the hell I want to my own body, if it kills me slowly, happy for me, fuck you, "clack clack" (miming a pump-action shotgun) stop me!”

“Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.”

“Children are like poems. They're beautiful -- to their creators -- but to others they're just silly and fucking annoying.”

“Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and it’s sucked every second so far, it probably isn't going to get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.”