Doug Wright

“I've been to Hell. You've only read about it.”

“Are your convictions so fragile that mine cannot stand in opposition to them? Is your God so illusory that the presence of my Devil reveals his insufficiency?”

“If I wasn't such a bad woman on the page, I couldn't be such a good woman in life.”

“Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.”