Dr. L.L.

“She was halfway up the ledge and halfway down and had never felt so alone in all her life.”

“(Erica) "Hello? Did you not get the memo? Vampires are hot! Besides, compared to most cities, we barely even have a vampire population. I heard Seattle has like, ten times as many because the sun barely shines up there. We just need to find a man who will pound all those negative thoughts right out of your brain with his big, fat cock!"(Karli) "Ugh, don't remind me I don't have one of those either!" I whined.”