Dr. Nicholas Dodman

“He was massive, a veritable Arnold Schwarzenegger of a cat, with a wide, handsome face and a proud, lionish expression.”

“What would you do if your cat suddenly went psycho and started to attack you for no apparent reason, lying in wait and pouncing or stalking you with a faraway look reminiscent of its predatory cousins and ancestors?”

“Cats may walk by themselves, but there are times when they need our support.”

“Something like Valium," she suggested, "but not Valium." It sounded like a riddle”

“When you hear clip-clop-clip outside your window in most cases the sound will be made by a horse, but once in a while (rarely), a zebra will be responsible for the sound.”

“No self-respecting cat wants to have its subtle personal odor masked by overtones of lavender or rose petals.”

“Only one thing can spoil sand: perfume.”