Earl Mac Rauch

“Hey, don't be mean, 'cause remember: wherever you go. . . there you are.”

“Perfect Tommy: Pictures don't lie.Reno: The hell they don't. I met my first wife that way”

“Jack the Orderly: I've come for your tv. You've been using too much juice. Another 10,000 kilowatts again this month. Beats me how an old, homicidal loony can use that much power. ”

“Overhead announcement at psychiatric hospital: Lithium is no longer available on credit. ”