E.J. Eisman

“Ah yes! I'm feeling a powerful energy through my bullshit chokra. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

“I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

“If my liver cared enough, it would have told me to stop. - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

“Monday; a cross between Wednesday this week and Thursday next week." - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”

“Love means never to have to say, "That hooker meant nothing to me" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy”