Elsie Love
(See also E.B. Loan)
Elsie Love lives in the western suburbs, a mere stone's throw from the great city of Chicago. She resides in her garden cottage with her husband, children, and numerous animals that require constant care.
"Confessions of a PTA Mafia Mom" is her third novel. Her fourth book, "Sixty Pounds of Sh*t & Counting", is a work in progress and should be ready by next spring.
In her spare time, Elsie lunches with the ladies, vacuums, and dreams of running away to paradise to live as a woman of luxury and extravagant means.
(Come on...nobody's that perfect. For the real scoop on Elsie, check out her blog)
“"All that history, the love & laughter, is designed for youth. It is what keeps the story of who we are alive from one generation to the next. It ensures our indelible mark in the souls of generations we will never have the pleasure of holding in a warm embrace. Life is short people. Before you know it, another decade will pass, people you love will be lost to this world, and all that will be left of them is what we carry in our hearts." Elsie Love 2011”
Elsie Love
“Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish.”
Elsie Love
“Every day I'm eternally grateful that when everyone else turned right, I made a wide left.”
Elsie Love
“If I didn't laugh, I'd rip out my hair, one graying strand at a time.”
Elsie Love