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Emi Gayle

Emi Gayle just wants to be young again. She lives vicariously through her youthful characters, while simultaneously acting as chief-Mom to her teenaged son and searching for a way to keep her two daughters from ever reaching the dreaded teen years.

Ironically, those years were some of Emi's favorite times. She met the man of her dreams at 14, was engaged to him at 19, married him at 20 and she's still in love with him to this day. She'll never forget what it was like to fall in love at such a young age — emotions she wants everyone to feel.


“Do I look human enough to pass in the day?""Yes, Suze. You do if you're looking to be a bouncer at a strip car for Trannies.""Boomshackalacka!”
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“I will be your extrapolator of extrapolated extrapolates.”
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“I might be smarter than I look, and I might even know more than you.”
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