Erin McCarthy

“Me? I'm being ridiculous? You're the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?”

“If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.”

“Reese grabbed the back of the nearest easy chair and whispered, "Honey, baby, come to mama.”

“I can't give you the sunset, but I can give you the night.”

“If she had learned anything twenty-five years, it was that money wasn't worth much if you didn't have anyone to share it with.”

“He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears.”

“Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee"Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?"Seamus: "Yes"Cara: "Do you like sex?"Seamus: "Yeees"Cara: "Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone.”

“He's a pig and I don't allow livestock in the house.”