Evan Esar

“Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.”

“The trouble with child training is that parents teach their children not how to behave, but how not to behave.”

“Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.”

“Admiration: Our feeling of delight that another person resembles us.”

“All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow”

“Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.”

“Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”

“The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.”

“Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.”

“Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.”

“Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. ”

“Zoo: An excellent lace to study the habits of human beings”

“Character is what you have when you've lost everything you can loose.”

“Setelah kebijaksanaan akan muncul kebahagiaan.”

“Let those who want to, arriveLet those who want to, leaveLet those who want to, stayWith out harm to me or mine ”

“Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.”

“Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.”

“A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. ”

“Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.”

“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.”

“We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth.”