Garret Keizer
Garret Keizer is the author of eight books, the most recent of which are Getting Schooled and Privacy. A contributing editor of Harper's Magazine and a Guggenheim Fellow, he has written for Lapham's Quarterly, the Los Angeles Times, Mother Jones, The New Yorker, The New York Times, The Village Voice, and Virginia Quarterly Review, among other publications.
You can learn more about Keizer's work and also contact him at his website:
http://www.garretkeizer.com
The website of his current publisher is here:
http://us.macmillan.com/author/garret...
“Everyone believes in sin, the people who charge their peers with political incorrectness and the people who regard political correctness as the bogey of a little mind. What everyone does not believe in, as nearly as I can tell, is forgiveness.”
Garret Keizer
“My master gives me bread and beer and every good thing.”
Garret Keizer
“So beer is our bread?”
Garret Keizer
“If God came to India, he'd have to come as bread. If God came to Willoughby union he'd have to came as what?”
Garret Keizer
“I'd probably put those salt and pepper shakers away now, David, because we're about to be visited by dribbling cannibal psychopath and we wouldn't want to tease these fellows. Of course, if they're very hungry, I do have this left arm that I don't use all that much. ”
Garret Keizer
“Our advertising and even our arts convey the idea that we [Americans] as a society are brash, irreverent, and free of all constraint, when the best available evidence would suggest that we are in fact tame, spayed, and easily brought to heel. ”
Garret Keizer