Gasmaskman

“Beauty is hardly a virtue, for the disease of insecurity lurks not too far behind its veneer.”

“Don't worry about it; only worry about how people like her breed.”

“A woman's apathy is far more devastating than her wrath.”

“It's best to locate the mind first before launching the 'missiles of contention'.”

“That present she left in the bathroom was special. It's not a funk, it's a biological weapon. The Pentagon should be taking notes.”

“It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.”

“There's more to life than regurgitating other people's sentiments--lest that is one's career.”

“I suppose belief is there to prevent people from thinking.”

“Hope is the privilege of the weak.”

“Oh go get some dignity. I think it's in the aisle next to the Q-tips.”

“Golden Arches' are the gateway to the afterlife.”

“It is easier to conduct business with giant cookies.”

“All life is in vain, for Death makes a nonsense of pain.”

“A woman of class never admits to her artifices.”

“Life is a beautiful thing. Plant it in the ground, and it blooms into opportunity, capice?”