George W. Bush

“The important question is, How many hands have I shaked? ”

“One of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror. ”

“I am a war president.”

“I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.”

“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.”

“If this were a dictatorship it would be a heck of a lot easier... as long as I'm the dictator. Hehehe.”

“One of our energy strategies is to increase the CAFE standards to 35 miles per hour..”

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

“I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5-lb. perch in my lake. (Answering a reporter who asked him to name the best moment of his Presidency.)”

“It has come to my attention, that air pollution is polluting the air!”

“I reads every chance I can gets.”

“As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured. —New York, Sept. 26, 2007”