“...the secret of a good relationship is to accept and enjoy what the other person is willing to offer instead of yearning for something they can't or won't give.”
“I'm so bored I could do something, but can't be arsed. I'm unmotivated as well as bored. It's a killer combination.”
“As individuals, we are all just a life in a day of Wednesday.”
“I guess that's where faith comes in, the faith of a child to believe in Santa, the faith of an adult to believe in God, maybe faith is what makes something real? Maybe Rose had believed enough to create her own afterlife, maybe that's the reward of faith...”
“Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere.”
“I think the official name for such activity is procrastination by chocolate hobnobs. Successful authors are the type who type and who do not indulge in hobnobbing on the couch.”
“I've never sexually molested a gastropod.”