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Glenn Scrimshaw

Well as you will quickly realise I'm rubbish at this about you stuff but here goes 1 minutes of your life you won't get back.

I guess I'm the writer of the Alienbutt Saga, War of the Coffee Bean and the Vampire Eloim short stories (yep more to come). Some people have been trying to claim I am an author but don't be fooled. I'm just a drunken story teller that somehow managed to get a publisher. If you are into serious Sci-Fi and Fantasy stories then your Sat-Nav isn't working right as you should have turned left at the last junction. If on the other hand you enjoy a bit of stupidity to enter your life then you may just have ended up in the right place, no promises though.

I was born and brought up in the heart of South Yorkshire and after a few years of moving around ended up living in Amber Valley in Derbyshire (For those not from the UK, near Nottingham, just think Robin Hood) After trying various things to make money I ended up writing a story for fun. Still no money, but man is it fun doing this.


“I'm not saying it's cold but that brass monkey over there is looking really worried.”
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“If I was an author I'd be worried, as I'm a story teller I'll just get drunk and make it up as i go along.”
Glenn Scrimshaw
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