Greg Curtis

“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion!”

“I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like!”

“After suffering a torn disc six months ago, then a car crash just when it was starting to heal, and then an attack of Bell's Palsy for variety, I realised something. When my life decides to go down the crapper, it doesn't forget to flush!”

“People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.”

“My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!”

“The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered!”

“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!”

“If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”

“God does not play dice, bankers do.”

“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?”

“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!”