Haresh Daswani
An entrepreneur, environmentalist, racer, wine lover, writer, and many more random things. Haresh has started writing through poetry and upon its mastery (mostly boredom, you cannot truly master writing as it is an evolving process) has shifted to experimenting with essay and short stories.
Haresh's passion in short story lies in being able to dwell within the universe of consciousness and experimenting, dissecting, and in short, exploring and destroying and recreating thoughts, concepts, interjecting hallucinations and twists focused on something deeper, engaging the reader to jump in and explore together.
“I once gave my friend his braille book to him upside down and I got a punch in the shoulder. He was aiming for my face but I guess him being blind makes his accuracy terrible.”
Haresh Daswani
“I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's.... Imaginary”
Haresh Daswani
“the main reason they don't use seeing eye cats is because you will end up with the cat, and the blind person, stuck up a tree”
Haresh Daswani
“you can tell if the person is beautiful inside after the autopsy”
Haresh Daswani
“I'm not mean, I just give people a good reason to hate me”
Haresh Daswani
“I have a friend who is a funny cook. Her food tastes funny and smells funny”
Haresh Daswani
“How to get in trouble #43: I was once caught staring at a woman's breasts, when she asked "why do you keep staring on my breasts?", I replied with "because your face is ugly”
Haresh Daswani
“If the girl of my dreams want a man with a hairless chest, I better dream of another girl”
Haresh Daswani
“The best way to look five years younger is to be born 5 years later”
Haresh Daswani
“Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder”
Haresh Daswani